Instagram Profile Roast for Dasha Rozova

Alright, Dasha, you’re out here posting pictures of the ocean as if the sea needs your help with its Instagram game. That hat you’ve got on? It looks like you’re more ready for a sunny day at the beach than actually getting in the water. And tell me, does your camera have a saturate me filter because everything’s looking so overhyped, like you’re trying to convince us that pink is the new black? Nice try, but the ocean called; it wants its aesthetic back.