Instagram Profile Roast for Sarah M Davies

@fromsarahspen
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39-year-old female writer and poet based in Edinburgh, with a penchant for the arts and administration.

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Roast

Let's get real: you're rocking that writer's aesthetic like it's the last fashion trend in your little poetic universe. With those lounge vibes and unmade hair, you've totally nailed 'I'm an artist, not a morning person.' Really though, your quotes are trying harder than you are!

Pickuplines

Are you a poet? Because every time I look into your eyes, I see rhymes that make my heart beat.

Did it hurt when you fell from the open mic stage? Because you've got me romanced in a committed poem.

Are you running a Fringe show? Because I can't wait to see the performance of a lifetime that is us!

Profile strengths

  • Passionate about the arts and creativity
  • Strong communication skills
  • Organized and goal-oriented
  • Supportive of fellow artists
  • Adaptable in challenging situations

Profile weaknesses

  • Tends to overcommit and overwhelm herself
  • Can be too critical of her own work
  • Struggles with work-life balance
  • May come off as scattered at times
  • Difficulty in saying 'no' to opportunities