Instagram Profile Roast for Liam Hendry

Alright, Liam, the first rule of Instagram modeling is 'don’t let your face look like the south end of a northbound cow' and buddy, you are very confused about whether you're in a music video or just trying to prove to your mom you can take a decent selfie. The brooding poses do not match the weather forecast, which it seems you're still trying to avoid. Note to self: striking a pose in nature doesn’t absolve the fact you didn’t shower before that hike.