Instagram Profile Roast for biscuits

@shycream_biscuits
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21-year-old female poet and aspiring content creator obsessed with exploring themes of love and heartbreak.

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Roast

"So, you’re telling me you're deep, but your poetry sounds like the script for a sad Instagram filter commercial? Love, heartbreak, and a solid dash of angst is nice and all, but maybe take those feels and channel them into a real life or at least try writing a happy poem for once. Who knows, it might just grow on you!"

Pickuplines

"Are you a poem? Because you just made my heart stop and re-write itself in beautiful anguish."

"Is your name Fate? Because I keep finding you in all my unfulfilled dreams."

"Are you a heartbroken character in a novel? Because I’d love to be the plot twist that turns your story around."

Profile strengths

  • Creativity
  • Emotional intelligence
  • Passionate
  • Empathetic
  • Articulate

Profile weaknesses

  • Overly sentimental to the point of melodrama
  • Tends to dwell on past heartbreaks, which keeps them stuck
  • Self-critical, often sabotaging self-belief
  • Reclusive and avoids social gatherings, fearing judgment
  • Has difficulty accepting happiness, feeling unworthy of it