Instagram Profile Roast for robbie/evren

@son.ofthemo0n
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A 20-something year old male and a passionate Cosplayer, fascinated by the series Stranger Things and IT.

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Roast

Alright, let's break this down. You're rocking a phone-themed outfit that screams high school art project abandoned halfway. The eyeliner says, 'I’m edgy,' but all I see is 'I didn’t know it was a costume party.' And don’t get me started on your Stranger Things obsession; it's like you stumbled out of a Netflix binge and forgot to change back. Just maybe ease up on the dramatic poses; you're not auditioning for a horror film.

Pickuplines

Is your name Will? Because you definitely belong in the upside-down with how crazy cute you are!

Are you a Demogorgon? Because you just took my heart and made it disappear into the dark.

I must be a phone because I can't stop ringing when I see you—let's connect!

Profile strengths

  • Creative with a passion for cosplay
  • Loyal friend to those who share your interests
  • Deeply imaginative and tells compelling stories
  • Open-minded and welcoming about identities
  • Eager to express individuality and inspire others

Profile weaknesses

  • Overly obsessed with fictional characters to the point of neglecting real-life connections
  • Struggles to put effort into relationships unless they align with personal interests
  • Tendency to retreat into fantasy rather than facing reality
  • May come off as excessively dramatic or eccentric to others
  • Sometimes can lack practicality—trust me, your outfits won't pay rent!