Instagram Profile Roast for Davis Yeargan

Oh look, another self-proclaimed philosopher with all the depth of a kiddie pool. Those captions aren’t deep, they just look like you’ve been Googling quotes all night. Pair that with your 'I'm thinking' pose, and you’re one sad meme away from a mid-life crisis. Here’s a tip: save the deep thoughts for when you’re not also upset about your last failed relationship!