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Well, well, well, if it isn't the self-appointed LGBTQ+ calendar. You're so dedicated to awareness weeks, I'm surprised you haven't tattooed a rainbow schedule on your forehead. Swimming in trans-only sessions? I guess you've found your niche - the shallow end of activism where everyone gets a participation trophy. Keep paddling, Derek. Maybe one day you'll make a real splash instead of just treading water in the kiddie pool of social justice.
Strengths
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Weaknesses
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’: β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Love Life
β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’
Money
β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Health
β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’
Other's Perspective
β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’
Biggest Goal
β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Famous Person like You
β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Pickup Lines
- β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
- β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’
Previous Life
β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’
Animal
β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Thing to Buy
β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Career
β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’
Life Suggestion
β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’ β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’ β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’β’